1. the big bosoms of Gaston’s blond admirers
2. Mrs. Potts is clearly too old to be the mother of a young child
3. Belle puts talking silverware in her mouth
4. Belle puts an enchanted boy in her mouth
5. Belle falls in love with a manimal
6. only one character speaks [...]

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